national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe

ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

by detective simon September 8, 2022

National Soupmob Day

Every day on December 12th we celebrate the legendary removal of Soupmob from the srb2 community by getting banned with a following clown university certificate. On this day you are only allowed to post clown imagery in relation to his new found certificate!

"hey, did you hear that it's National Soupmob Day?"

by LaDrux December 12, 2021

National Honor Society

A cult that looks good on college applications

Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.

by Midnight Depresso April 14, 2022

National Illegal Day

National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people

Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.

by Willow Bais March 19, 2021

National avin day

November 28th is National avin day tell anyone named avin they are the best person ever.

Happy National avin day

by Hunk monkey August 4, 2022

Red Sox Nation

A code word, used by New Englanders, for Alcoholics Anonymous, for which a large segment of the population in that region is either an existing member, potential member, has a dear one who's a member or an aspiring member or on the road to become a member (See children of the Red Sox Nation).

The Red Sox Nation celebrated at Fenway while off the wagon for the 265th time that year.

by Roboyank June 7, 2005

National Rape Day

Its not even a fucking day .. some men are just too sick in the fucking head 🖕🏻

cut this "National Rape Day" shit tf out.. its gonna cause people to go suicidal.

by fuckingstupid- April 24, 2021