The act of stimulating the clitoris by curling one’s foot and vigorously rubbing ones foot knuckle back and forth in a sawing motion.
Will walks in on Kraig and Felicity in bed together , and Kraig is violently rubbing his foot on her pussy.
Will: What the fuck are you doing to her ?
Kraig: I'm foot knuckling her! I'm getting her inflamed!
Will: Dude, just fuck her already...
Felicity: He won't fuck me until I officially go out with him.
Will facepalms, and pukes a little in his mouth.
Will: What the fuck are you doing to her ?
Kraig: I'm foot knuckling her! I'm getting her inflamed!
Will: Dude, just fuck her already...
Felicity: He won't fuck me until I officially go out with him.
Will facepalms, and pukes a little in his mouth.
by Laleche Destroyer December 15, 2025
Get the Foot Knuckling mug.‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
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Get the The Foot of God mug.You don't wanna hook up with that guy. He's a dirty foot slayer.
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?
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Get the banana monkey bingo foot mug.Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massage mug.A football player who predominantly plays as a striker but is more effective or prefers shooting with their weaker foot compared to their dominant one.
Despite being right-footed, he scores most of his goals with his left, making him a true opposite-foot striker.
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