Biscuit

A type of bread or a small cake; British way of saying cracker, or cookie; A light brown colour; A flat brown piece of wood used to join two mortised planks

"Bojangles has the best biscuits!" "May we have biscuits now mum?" "Ah yeah man my favorite colour is biscuit." "I need a biscuit."

by McDonalds Large Fry December 19, 2019

Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing

Hello biscuit

by Ewe botha April 22, 2019

Lit Biscuits

Extension on Lit but with some extra Jam.

Hey Janet! your staff tea party is Lit Biscuits

by Fishfillay May 16, 2019

Biscuit

Opposite of a cunt teacher who likes sushi.

That biscuit slept with the whole team.

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like

Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.

I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit

by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019