defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

two plugs and no socket

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland

It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.

by herman merivale November 11, 2021

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 29, 2021

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.

The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.

by L. Lowr August 31, 2021

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022