Ethan

Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.

P1: Yo I spent time with Ethan yesterday.
P2: Wow you're so lucky to be his friend.

by Simba_Cat247 July 9, 2021

Ethan

The most handsome, amazing, adorable,kindest, overall the best, boyfriend ever.

Wow she's so lucky she has Ethan. That guy is such an Ethan

by Teeheezee July 12, 2021

Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.

THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.

by brownierecipe November 16, 2018

Ethan

HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU'RE SO ETHAN!!!

by Adriel Pillay November 18, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018