After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
by The Bruces February 6, 2023
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by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
Get the Level Two Gyat mug.When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!
My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!
by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023
Get the Two Finger Soup mug.It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.
by herman merivale November 11, 2021
Get the two plugs and no socket mug.Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers
Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
by Bomb Voyage October 29, 2021
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Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021
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The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
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