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frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
by W W Wilson January 13, 2024
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Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024
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Stuffing the Turkey

When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."
Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
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Turkey

The country that hosts the province, Batman.
by MemesDude January 19, 2024
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Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts
I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.
by CleetorisW January 31, 2024
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Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.
"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."
by CleetorisW January 31, 2024
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Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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