choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 27, 2017

Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.

A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."

by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013

Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012

Dog Vlog

Used by Youtuber Charles Trippy to describe the content of the vlog. A Dog Vlog is a vlog that contains mostly footage of their two dogs, Zoey and Marley.

I'm sorry guys, today was a total dog vlog.

by Tinabeaner004 August 14, 2011

P Dog

A Stinky bastard, fucking hench though. Has got a dog called Ben.

Oi, P Dog Fucking STINKS!!

by ilovefortnite123 February 26, 2023

God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say

God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it

by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023

dog-rizz

the act of using your dog to attract another person, especially if your dog is an adorable breed.

Yo, these two girls came up to me in Bell Works and said "omg can I pet your dog?" My dog-rizz is on point.

by Spu-tay February 9, 2023