SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

Simp

Man that will do anything for a piece of pussy

Like that nigga connor

"Why's connor such a simp" lexi

"He hasn't got any in 4 months" libby

by Pixiestickbitch February 8, 2020

Simp

Christian

Damn he really is simp'in really hard for that one girl that doesn't even like him.

by simpslayer69 February 8, 2020

Simp

A white knight and Stan’s bastard child

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp

by chicken smegs February 8, 2020

Simp

Jacob Smith from the Goon Squad

Aaron: Is anyone gonna get on ps4?
Jacob: I’m to much of a simp and won’t

by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020

Simp

One who buys I woman materialistic item in hopes of sexual encounters in return

Bubba bought Kenn food? What a simp!!

by MaysonTiddles13 February 9, 2020

Simp

Guy who puts hoes before bros, and isn't necessarily interested in the 'hoes' a good example of this is Juan

Juan is a SIMP

by Pabloboa369 March 25, 2020