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Rose Marriage

You and your best friend living together since you can’t get any hoes and you both sleep in separate rooms and you both have California King beds, but then sometimes you go in each other's beds and snuggle but then when you're in your different room, you use your rose toys and you know, you just feel connected by the vibration of the rose toy telepathically to your best friend because you know you're mentally connected to her. Basically a platonic marriage to your female friend.
“Man we get no huzz, we should do a rose marriage.”
by mrscrossiant April 19, 2025
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Rose-hairy

A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.
Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.
by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025
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Rose Thorn

A clitoris📍
The most sensitive part of the vagina located near the top of the vulva.
A smol bean 🫘 with over 10,000 nerves.
The vulvas cherry chapstick 💄
"She spread her sweet flower pedals to reveal the glistening rose thorn as a drop of dew slid down her pedals to the ground." 🌹

"When Gojo entered the scene shirtless my rose thorn flew into my hand like Thor's hammer!"

"She felt a swelling hot sensation spreading in her body and her rose thorn began pulsing his name in Morse code." --. --- .--- ---

"wanna kiss my rose thorn?"
Opens folds ((®))
by Slang Brain 🧠 April 8, 2024
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Rose

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Rose Pill

Have you ever heard of "La vie en rose?" It essentially means "seeing life through rose-colored glasses." Rose Pillers are people who live with an attitude or have an outlook of positivity, trying to see beauty in everyday life. Their view of life is so optimistic in a naive sense that they are seeing it better than it actually is or was.
Jill is Rose Pilled to the point where she doesn't distinguish between good and bad dating experiences.
by Mister Arbiter April 29, 2024
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Anna-Rose

A Indian girls name typically addressed to a real woman who likes to knit like an old grandma. She is very kind tho, and is the funniest Indian on the block. (Be warned, comes with 14 mental illnesses.)
Yo Anna-Rose pass me that wock'.
by hoodboy12345 May 4, 2024
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