Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023

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A thing used by many virgins they most often use them in class or even to watch fortnite streamers.

Phones is a thing used by virgins.

by Controller Player October 16, 2019

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When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.

I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.

by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019

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PHONE

Originally created as an excuse to look at a Phat ass but evolved into a code name to talk about dat ass infont of anyone

Little timmy- Damm that is one high quality PHONE

Little Jimmy- mm mmm is one excellent PHONE. Solid 9 at least
Little jimmothy- what are you guys talking about

Little timmy-oh were just talking about phones 😉

by Letto fumble November 3, 2019

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