Grubber nose

A grubber nose is just a chuff always just wormin in and grubbing around doing dumb shit and always is greasy as a fuckin piece of bacon

Dude fuckin that kid is always grubber nosing everywhere breakin shit being a damn grubber nose

by Kmoney 123 November 26, 2021

nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.

Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.

by stuckonearth November 27, 2021

Nose cancelling ear pugs

When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.

Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.

by Duertromety December 1, 2021

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.

For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.

by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021

BIG NOSE SYNDROME

A massive fucking nose with a shit trim, a tiny mushroom cock, fat as fuck and know to have the worst game

Commonly called:

Will

Emily

Jack
Archie

You have big nose syndrome

by Oliver Ryan May 5, 2022

Scipi nose

It's a very great compliment for people with big noses.
And they should not be ashamed to show it.

But everyone should know that the Ščipak nose is the largest of them all.

Wow, you have a big nose, but you still don't have it as big as Ščipak.
Did you inherit that big nose from the Ščipak ?
He probably did get Scipi nose disease.

by TiMoNeeK May 13, 2022