Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.

Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.

by eipxanele December 17, 2021

victoria jam

Victoria Jam is when your wife Victoria accepts their fate and gets cream pied during the time of the month giving that Victoria Sponge Jam mess.

I gave our victoria the classic Victoria Jam last night, her buns where messy in the end.

by Royal Slut December 17, 2021

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Jam-Banana

Synonymous with goofy goober.

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!

by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.

“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022

lady jam

the jam that comes out of a women`s vaginal area that usually appears during ones period

you want some of dis lady jam

by big mommy 149 May 20, 2022