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Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.
by Gottasitch May 3, 2021
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Alabama Slam-O-Rama

An incest orgy, consisting of uncles, brothers, fathers, sisters, mothers.
That girl/boy has had his fair share of fornication with his/her sisters/brothers and mother/father. They do a weekly Alabama Slam-O-Rama at the trailer park!
by flyboy_24 May 8, 2021
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Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!
by Chili67 May 21, 2021
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Alabama

That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.
Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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