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Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.
“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”
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Ethan

Ethan is the most true hearted person ever he loves dogs and the out doors also puts the others first before him
Ethan is the person I know😁
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kys because ethan is god
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Ethan uhlig

Ethan Uhlig is the best brother I have ever had.
“Man Ethan Uhlig is so cool!”
“Yeah I wish Ethan Uhlig was my brother.”
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Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.
P1: Yo I spent time with Ethan yesterday.
P2: Wow you're so lucky to be his friend.
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Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
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He is a kind and honest caring person that when he falls in love he always will be and he's a real freak in the bed . He can turn any moment into a happy one and will always give hugs from behind you.
Ethan your very kind-hearted.
by Dave straburn November 22, 2021
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