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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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Cameron Crazy

A Cameron Crazy camped out for a month to see UNC but has never seen a vagina.
by Luke Maye February 20, 2019
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Whipped by a crazy bitch

Whipped by a crazy bitch:

God Sams a whipped as bitch his crazy ass girlfriend is a crazy cunt, if I had my way I’d put one between her eyes and call it a hard days work....crazy botch
by Wewereyourfriendssam March 9, 2019
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Crazy Stacee

When you are fucking a girl from behind and she hands you a spoon, some milk, and a box of Lucky Charms so you can pour it in her ass and eat it all while yelling Irish sayings during sex.
I thought I had saw it all until she went all Crazy Stacee on me....Best Night Ever!
by Barney Stone 1 March 10, 2019
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Quasi-crazy

You are so silly I think your quasi-crazy!
by VirgoStarChild March 14, 2019
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Crazy lesbian

When Shane Dawson bought a flight tickets on first class, someone brought baby's

Boy 1 Garrett watts : does this make you feel better? *Garrett and girl 1 Morgan Adams holding Benjamin and Tyler*
Boy 2 Shane Dawson: you look like crazy lesbians.

*they laugh*

What's tea? Bitch Over it
by Waxzi tak December 27, 2018
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Crazy rein

Reinhardt that charges almost everyone and solo shatters from above
I got charged and solo shatered from aboveby crazy rein.Because why not ??
by MertiKey June 12, 2018
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