Ride the White Knuckles

Commanding a party to go get fisted.
"His" or "her" may be substituted for "the."
Usage is same as "get bent."

Related: 'getting a white knuckle ride' would mean 'getting fisted.'

That bastard had the nerve to complain about our excellent service? He can go ride the white knuckles!

by Fydsid May 5, 2009

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

alaskan wild ride

when a girl has a very white vagina with red/auburn pubic hair. you then proceed to cum on the hair. after which you slide your penis on her cum filled hair and then slap her in the face with your dick

last night I had an Alaskan wild ride with this chick from a party alaskan wild ride

by CiPp Me October 17, 2013

scandinavian sleigh ride

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.

Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.

by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007

ride my bike

a pimp song by "the pack"; also a phrase that says "go do something"

i'm bored. i'm gonna go ride my bike.

by darnell larson January 8, 2007

Mexican pony ride

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

swedish bike ride

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 13, 2005