by Howard Day August 3, 2012
Get the Max A Sleeve mug.1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Get the Max Schemansky mug.Small mf who is a beast. Is chill when he wants to be and an animal when he feels like it. Seems like an idiot but has some high intellect. Is compatible with most type of people and is very noticeable when you're not compatible with him. Amazing and caring to close ones so it's a good choice to be close to him. Can give zero fucks about some things and many fucks about others. Cool guy in general if you get to know him.
Max is such an idiot.
by honeyeater November 23, 2021
Get the Max mug.Max trinkt viel Bier, kocht nie selbst und hat stalkende Nachbarinnen. Außerdem bekommt er Geschenkkörbe von heimlichen Affären.
Max: „Kommst du kuscheln ?👀“
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Get the Max mug.Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.
Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
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