To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

by kk_a December 28, 2024

The Island

Little Saint James

Epstein's island

"didn't that guy go on the island?"

by anonymous921734981 June 27, 2025

The Rhode Island Hershey

The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.

"Then get this, this stupid ngr brian performed the Rhode Island Hershey"

by lwrnc July 7, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...

Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025