Canadian Cannon Ball

After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.

So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Canadian Waterslide

When you stick snow or ice in a girls pussy and ass, and fuck her until it melts then she shits out the water from her ass and takes the water from her pussy and puts it on your dick and then sucks it

She got too hot when we was fucking so i gave her a Canadian Waterslide

by Bigman19 December 23, 2025

Canadian trafficking

Allegations of human trafficking and forced labor have been raised against Canadian-based mining companies operating in Africa, most notably a landmark legal case involving Nevsun Resources in Eritrea. The broader issues of human rights abuses, including forced and child labor, are systemic problems in the mining sector across various African countries.

Specific Cases and Legal Precedents

Nevsun Resources Ltd. (Eritrea): Three Eritrean plaintiffs sued the Vancouver-based Nevsun Resources, alleging the company was complicit in the use of forced labor (part of Eritrea's national conscription system) at its Bisha mine. This case was groundbreaking as it was the first time a mass tort claim for modern slavery was allowed to proceed in a Canadian court against a company for abuses committed overseas. The case was ultimately settled out of court for an undisclosed amount in October 2020

Canadian companies are accountable for their Canadian trafficking overseas.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

Canadian freightlier

Someone male or female who doesn't care about std's, looks, hygiene etc... all they want is the body count. Offering their asshole, pussy and/or mouth to any dick or strap-on. Their end goal is to deliver their package to the entire world.(Not to be mistaken for the yeti freightliner.)

Bobby we got to find that guy/girl billy/sue you Nick tim randy Adam drew and I ran that train on. And let her know that we have blue waffles and the bull headed clap.

Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.

Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.

by BEZY January 2, 2026

Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian Cum Cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"

"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"

by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021