A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.
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Get the Captain save a ratchet hoe mug.Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
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Get the Captain nut mug.A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....
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“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”
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