querida's apple bottom

tempting. sexy. cute.

Baby wants a bite out of querida's apple bottom.

by querida's baby July 3, 2018

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018

Bang my Apple

When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.

*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*

Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"

by TheAppleBanger April 21, 2017

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020