wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.

Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.

by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013

Clit Willy

when a girl has a clit so big its almost penis size

amys got such a clit willy, bet its bigger than her boyfriends

by mark erpen March 24, 2012

Willy Wompy

Dreary; A crappy day. Kinda go with the flow kindddaa day.

Girl: Wait she has to track today??
Girl 2: yeahh, its been a willy wompy day for her.

by Mainatracktion.Soundfamilar? May 24, 2012

The Bruce Willis

The act of putting one's bald head into a women vagina/pussy.

Coined by The Glory Hole podcast on www.Riotcast.com

A sexual act of a guy, that is bald, putting his whole head into a womens pussy. this is called The Bruce Willis, as told by The Glory Hole podcast on episode 079 on www.riotcast.com

by GloryHolePodcast June 15, 2012

Willy Giblets

Man juice from ones own penis or anothers

When ya wearing an item of clothing that is mysteriously stained with a cloudy substance, it could be said that you have Willy Giblets all over it!

by Marnold Stiltskin December 7, 2011

appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012

Tom Willie

Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.

Tom Willie is such a player.

by creeper32145 January 14, 2012