Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

Turkey

A person who is free-spirited, wild, child-like and a little funny.

My toddler is a Turkey.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turkey

A person who is free-spirited, wild, child-like and a little funny.

My toddler is a Turkey.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.

My toddler is a Turkey!

by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023

turkey guts

Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.

“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”

“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”

by Grell November 28, 2023