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bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.
Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!
by arson_investigator July 9, 2021
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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son
John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*
by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019
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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
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John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.
"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"
by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 28, 2023
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John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by SenorSauce March 2, 2023
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