How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow

i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise

by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021

how to die

how to die

“It takes an entire lifetime to learn how to die,” wrote the Roman Stoic philosopher Seneca (c. 4 BC–65 AD). He counseled readers to “study death always,” and took his own advice, returning to the subject again and again in all his writings, yet he never treated it in a complete work. How to Die gathers in one volume, for the first time, Seneca’s remarkable meditations on death and dying. Edited and translated by James S. Romm, How to Die reveals a provocative thinker and dazzling writer who speaks with a startling frankness about the need to accept death or even, under certain conditions, to seek it out.

by my ded April 23, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole

Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”

by Wishes dj August 17, 2024

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

That's how real it is

When The energy from a third party gives you confirmation about something you were literally just thinking about, or talking about with someone at that same moment

Im thinking about seeing this girl tonight but shes far, i dont if its worth the trip . And then a car passes by playing the song ive been a nasty girl . that's how real it is , im going.

by joepellegreeno November 26, 2024