Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.

Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky

by Joe’s favorite cousin from June 13, 2021

Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

Ethan

If you have an Ethan in your life be thankful, people like Ethan are very hard to come by. He is one of the sexiest and charming people you will ever meet. Along with his beautiful physical features he has a great personality. Ethan’s are the coolest around.

Some day I want to look like Ethan.

by Ethan.J.3 June 22, 2021

Ethan 5000

Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty

Karen was on perks last night tripping her shit, she did the Ethan 5000 with me baby.

by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

Ethan

I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉

Ethan is a hot specimen

by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021

Ethan

The one guy who just will Not SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oh my god dude, he’s such an Ethan.

by YeetusTheBitxh June 26, 2021