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sad break

Taking a break from an assignment because your simply too sad to continue at that point of time. This results in a "sad break" where you may just cry for 20 minutes, lay there in a big blanket and eat chocolate, watch cat videos on YouTube or all of the above. What you do during your sad break is up to you.
"Hey man, are you okay?"

"Yeah man, just taking a sad break before I start the next paragraph"
by Oh uhm Greg? October 2, 2017
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Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.
He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.
by Dockerz May 18, 2017
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Breaking Rigor

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!
by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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break some green

Smoke some pot
Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green
by teacherjohn June 25, 2017
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Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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