#work

anal tycoon

that girl better #work she is a big queef

by clitrubber44 August 28, 2018

National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.

Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Hotdog with the works

When you want your guy to make love to you .... Leaving nothing on your body untouched

Baby I need your hotdog with the works tonight 😍😍😍😘

by LadyDimp May 20, 2018

work drugs

Any controlled substance used while at work. Calling them “work drugs” is just an attempt to make it seem like doing drugs at work is a normal thing to be doing.

You seem a little high strung today Bill, did you get into the work drugs again?

Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.

by Freightrain47 May 23, 2018

circle work

When true-believer employees stand around talking ecstatically to each other about how great the company is because of the "amazing work" they did; this typically creates a toxic smugness that pollutes the rest of the workplace.

Guy 1: Those dudes are being so loud - I can't even focus on my work.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.

by anna_kush May 24, 2018

Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022