toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

toilet room

When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny

gtg afk guys going to the toilet room

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.

Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."

by Haha I evil April 25, 2022

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 27, 2022