Sleep

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Sleep

Something people need but when its 2020 nobody cares about it anymore its also staying up at night and playing games on your phone xbox or computer

Friend:Hey how did you sleep
Me:Umm whats sleep again
Other friend:Sleep is something in the past get over it

Pt.2
Friend:our sleep last night was crazyyyyy
Me:ikr i cant believe we won 200 rounds of fortnite last night sleep was soo fun

by Truefactsssss12345 February 17, 2020

Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.

Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020

Sleep Train

When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 19, 2020

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020

Sleeping Doxy

A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.

Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.

by 123456789098765432156739201 May 9, 2020