May 16

God was born

Who was born on May 16?
God

by Jamessssss111 November 22, 2021

May 4

National LOVE Morgan day!! Tell a morgan how much u love her.

person #1: it’s may 4!
person #2: OMG tell morgan how much u love her.

by momodown October 21, 2019

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.

look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.

by XxX June 1, 2004

sophie may

likes to say yeet a lot

sophie may yeet

by chickenchickennuggets July 7, 2017

May 26

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

by Very Yes May 26, 2020

mais flio

my ass is sore from laughing it off

ha, lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao, roflmaolol..... mais flio

by your name July 12, 2004

May 4

if you were born on this day you are the most baddest bitch of them all you don`t let nobody punk you around and you are the realest friend if someone can ever have you as a friend you are the most luckest person ever if your are ever born on this day luck will come to you, your future boyfriend will come to you and you be the most prettiest girl in your friend group.

Person 1. dude! did you hear the new girl she a bad bitch

Person 2. i know! she probably born on may 4!

Person 1. Yea!

by Lillybubbles October 12, 2021