master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness

Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!

by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017

finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.

Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.

by Svendpai March 3, 2017

Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

Masteritis

The Tendcy to become sleepy after a masterbation seisson

Bro I just got masteritis something crazy

by 94OGsnappin April 19, 2017

Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.

"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"

by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016