window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021

Lick of English

when an English man wants to have a little lick.

I don’t know a lick of English.

by Outdoorsea July 1, 2021

licking balls

its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.

licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.

by ballsinmydickhole6969420 July 11, 2021

Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.

I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend

by ExoPaul October 20, 2012

Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub

Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "

by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011

pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"

Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!

by MyODE05 October 25, 2011