February 22

Lily was born that day and it’s her birthday!!! everybody with her a happy birthday and let everybody know it’s her birthday!

hey guess what day it is

“february 22?”
yes! it’s lilys birthday!!!

by ihearteddiemunson June 22, 2022

February 14

On February 14 kiss your single homies so they know they are Loved

“Ay bro come here it’s February 14 so you know what that means”

by Nxvvs June 25, 2022

February 21st 2021

The worst day someone called Val had in his entire life, also infamously known as "The Furry Ambush" refers to Val being harassed and begged to be fucked by a Furry Thot known as Cassidy, luckily, Val took a Plymouth Reliant and decided to get rid of Cassidy and decided to run away before the cops could find him.

Val: February 21st 2021 was the worst day i ever had in my entire life

by MADVAL2 September 5, 2022

February 10th

National Workout Day

Person 1: get your fatass up its February 10th
Person 2: cant im a genshin impact player

by that-lil_racist September 10, 2022

24 February

The day that the guys with the best meats are born on.

Also no joke there are some geniuses and talents born on this day: Steve Jobs and Alain Prost.
So that's how you tell if a guy has a good meat, ask him his date of birth.

"Whoa, that dudes Birthday is on 24 February, you know he's packing."
"Yeah dude, bro is built differently"

by Musty82398 October 25, 2022

February 13

the biggest bitch was born on this day. she’s a fake bitch who can’t do anything but pretend to be your friend and then never talk to you again after the school year ends. stupid hoe.

“Oh her? She was born February 13. She’s such a slut!”

by exofrog October 30, 2022

Femme February

For the entire month of February, Women can do whatever they want to men and the men cannot do anything about it

Oh fuck, Jack. Femme February is upon us.
Better get ready, Dom.

by Undermen November 1, 2022