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a very hot guy with hella black friends and that is is totally not racist
blood is a racist
by not cool guy April 21, 2021
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BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

A sentence spammed in the chat of the live event "The Josh Swain Battle".
Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.
Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"
by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021
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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Rabbit Blood

You guys are walking too slow for me; I’ve got rabbit blood. See you back at the house.
by HunkStudmann July 29, 2022
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Blood Eagle

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position
1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”
by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022
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