Someone male or female who doesn't care about std's, looks, hygiene etc... all they want is the body count. Offering their asshole, pussy and/or mouth to any dick or strap-on. Their end goal is to deliver their package to the entire world.(Not to be mistaken for the yeti freightliner.)
Bobby we got to find that guy/girl billy/sue you Nick tim randy Adam drew and I ran that train on. And let her know that we have blue waffles and the bull headed clap.
Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.
Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.
Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.
Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.
by BEZY January 2, 2026
Get the Canadian freightlier mug.An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.
Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.
Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.
Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.
by Ycarleton January 10, 2026
Get the Canadian cum cannon mug.An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.
Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb
by Ycarleton January 10, 2026
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Friend 1: “oh…”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”
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The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
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