A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018
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Get the Matthew mug.A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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I love Matthew
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