when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Cow

An adult female bovine. A cow has her breasts on her crotch. Cows are kept for their milk or meat.

I have some cows on the farm, would you like to see them?

by the random. January 3, 2022

bussin cow

a Canadian former chef. Games on xbox. Plays games such as Call of Duty, Fifa, but most importantly: Among Us. Gina wants to know what Bussin Cow is, and why red is sus.

Phillip Pitre is such a bussin cow!
Bussin Cow is sus!

by shmackattaxk January 15, 2022

Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who’s only dating you or being your friend for your money and benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, he doesn’t care about you
Kerry: no his not
Jenny: trust me she’s a cash cow

by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022