Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021

bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group

Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.

by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

The Million Dollar Bill

During intercourse, when every orifice is penetrated by every finger, toe and sexual organ (dick) as well as nipples to eyes and mouth in one session, cumming pattern is optional, and foot massage is encouraged.

There is a brilliant painting depicting The Million Dollar Bill, by Keenan Dunham online, you've got to see it. It shows all the positions of The Million Dollar Bill being done.

by QuakerOtis August 18, 2021

Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

7 dollar bill

something so fake, it's as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

Jeff: Is this watch authentic?
Bob: Yeah, as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

by bingus the chingus June 19, 2021

Bill

A very annoying, impossibly stupid and strangely hilarious guy who is willing to listen to you talk about things that don't matter for hours. He is a good person, although slightly apathetic at times. He cares but won't ever tell you and most importantly has the best sense of humor. Over all, he's just an asshole that can make you smile.

"God Bill sucks!"

by Banana_hammeck June 26, 2021