AM jams

Pronounced am as in - "who am I ? "
This is music that is played on AM radio.

Forget those CD's and MP3's, I'm going old school listening to some AM jams.

by anonymous May 24, 2023

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

AM-GM Inequality

It's a very important inequality in Maths that states the Arithmetic Mean (Total Sum of data / number of data) is always larger than the Geometric mean (The number of datath root(Total Product of data)).

The AM-GM Inequality is so important that all algebra olympiad courses will study this. BUT MY PROFESSOR IS SO DUMB.

by BladeX123uWu May 28, 2023

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023

Amelie

Dumb wattpad obsessed person who is very delusional

they are such an Amelie

by 090204 June 2, 2023

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

Amelie Ridley

Totally, completely, utterly infatuated with this girl. Every time she makes a joke, I can’t help but giggle out loud (real life lol moment hehe). At the same time, imaging her chuckling while typing her jokes makes me smile and grin so much. The constant overwhelming sense of happiness she gives me is surreal. I love the way she communicates so well, and puts the most effort into everything. And my oh my does she do a lot for me. Her caring nature is so attractive and rare - I think every day how luck I am to have met her. Nothing beats sitting around and getting a notification from Amelie. It makes your heart skip a beat. Especially when it’s photos of her!!! If that happens, you should set aside a minimum to 10 minutes just to stare at the photos, admiring every inch of her perfect body. I’m convinced to this day that she doesn’t wear bikinis too often because the world couldn’t handle the full SHAABLAMM effect. I can’t wait to hold Amelie in my arms, and I promise to never let go. She makes even the most boring of things seem like a roller coaster. Just make sure to feed Amelie, otherwise all of this doesn’t apply xoxo. I am so madly in love with Amelie, and will continue to be in love forever. I can’t imagine anything worse than having to experience life without her xx

Amelie Ridley is the love of my life. Since knowing her, I have managed to uncover that she does not in fact smell!!

by rizzley bear June 17, 2023