Genealogy of the Holy War

The 4th game of the long-running Fire Emblem series. Released in May 14, 1996 for the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES).
It actually has two parts. the first part stars Sigurd crusading across Jugdral to save his childhood friend, Edain. The second parts stars his son, Seliph as he finishes his father work off and ultimately literating Jugdral from the Grannvale Empire.

Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is the most unique Fire Emblem game ever made!

by CreatorOfLight September 17, 2020

Purple War Helmet

An extremely engorged cock head.

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021

World War III

(noun)

1. an exclusive time period in which adolescents and children under the age of 18 perpetually live during, wherein the dystopian tribes 'PewDiePie' and 'T-Series,' fight a never-ending battle to obtain more animalistic followers than one another.

"The kids wouldn't stop rambling on about World War III during their free time."

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

Mini War-Years

In New York City, the summer of 2005 went down as one of the hottest on record causing the beginning of an era. Fires started breaking out all over Canarsie Brooklyn, Engine Co. 257 and Ladder Co. 170 went to as many fires if not more than they did in the 1980’s and 90’s combined.

I got on this job (FDNY) during the Mini War-Years.

by TheSmokeEater September 22, 2018

World War lll

Will most likely be caused by fans of Sonic Frontiers and haters of the game when it comes out.

What I imagine:

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!

BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.

*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022

World War I

The only war where you, an Indian, go to fight the Germans in France, under British command, next to Moroccans and Americans. Its all because one dumbass shot another slightly less dumb dumbass and every other dumbass in Europe went apeshit, and killed more dumbasses.

"World War I is so cool! I wish we could have a field trip."

"They didn't have fields, because those dumbasses thought the other dumbest couldn't move without trees to obscure their dumbass infantry".

by FranzFerdinand'sPhatAss(assin) March 25, 2021