Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Short

Soph<3

Soph<3 thinks she isint short. LMAO

by Toottewtpachute January 17, 2022

Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

Short

Short is what the gremlin is imagine being short hold that L

Me: yo what’s short
Person: short is that gremlin over there

by Not gremling September 15, 2022

Short Short Story

For a very short story that cannot be even more short

"...so, short short story, it ends"

by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022