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what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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5 foot 8

Some guy: Bro I want a 5 foot 8 girl so bad

His friend: Same they’re literally perfect
by Roooooooo December 20, 2024
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Foote n' Tickle

When a penny stock CEO pretends they have a much more successful and developed idea than in actual reality.
Brian Foote of HUMBL gave retail HODLer's the ol' Foote n' Tickle after he diluted their shares into oblivion after lofty promises.
by FootieTang December 26, 2024
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Foot Application

Foot Application: The precursor to the revered foot job. The act of sending applications (i.e, photographs or other standardized workplace media) for the position of foot job.
You know damn well before I get that fj I need the damn bitch to send me that MLA formatted foot application with all references listed in alphabetical order, all typed in Times New Roman.
by Da_Monti_Truth June 25, 2025
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Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob
Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.
by highclassontop June 26, 2025
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Foot Nipples

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.
by ApricotFields June 27, 2025
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Club foot

A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?

Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
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