I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.
by p-tank June 14, 2021
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Get the Foot mug.When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021
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It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
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1930s Jazz term for stoned-walk/drunk-staggering or dance. Likely coined by popular group "The Ink Spots", but used by many. At times, Kush-Footed is used as a cue to encourage the musicians or audiences to step things up a notch, basically to get further turnt, or to crunk things up. To get fully in the groove per se.
"Boy's as mella as a honey-dew" "Yeah, he sho is kush-footed boss, the joint is jumpin t'night"
"Give Em The Blast, Turn On The Heat, Kush-Footed!" - Charlie Fuqua of The Ink Spots in "Swing Gate, Swing".
"Give Em The Blast, Turn On The Heat, Kush-Footed!" - Charlie Fuqua of The Ink Spots in "Swing Gate, Swing".
by JazzJiver August 20, 2024
Get the Kush-Footed mug.foot fetish schizo syndrome is when a person can only think about peoples bare feet and nothing else. people with foot fetish schizo syndrome often fail at school due to thinking about feet too much and not work, being distracted by foot fetish thoughts. they will start thinking about everythings feet, from katy perry to even donald trump
usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.
more info below.
the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.
what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.
more info below.
the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.
what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
by karlmogus schmitttenzberg October 17, 2024
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