Deep dog

When someone penetrates you really hard hand deep. Like really hard. Like you wanna tell but the sound doesn't wanna come out because your throat is blocked via your asshole.

"How was it?" "He deep dogged me so good I can wear my asshole as a hat for the next month"

by Deepdog December 2, 2021

Deep dog

When someone penetrates you really hard hand deep. Like really hard. Like you wanna tell but the sound doesn't wanna come out because your throat is blocked via your asshole.

"How was it?" "He deep dogged me so good I can wear my asshole as a hat for the next month"

by Deepdog December 2, 2021

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Deep throater

Catarina the sexiest Portuguese beaner that turns into a feigner when she sees my wiener

Guy 1:”Damn whos that?”
Zach:”Thats the deep throater cat last night i smashed and made her show me the car fax.”
Guy 1:” Thats right fool youre a lowk.”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace July 6, 2022

Deep In The Beans

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.

Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

by AbleAlways July 17, 2022

Deep Bendy

The sex position in which the woman starts in cowgirl on top but does a backwards plank, creating a deeper penetrative sensation for her whilst the penis experience a shape shifting phenomenon aka bending.

sandpiper: i kno u like it in the a$$ butt u wanna tri smth knew.
elephant: sure, i read in cosmopolitan about this cool new position!
sandpiper: the deep bendy??
elephant: yup, let’s do it!

by dctworker6 July 19, 2022

Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!

by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022