Boston Cream Steven

When you take a turkey baster and fill it with Boston cream, then stick it up somebody's ass, and when the ass is fully loaded with Boston cream you squeez their butt cheeks together and suck the boston cream out using your mouth.

Karps dad comes enters karps room and says "hey son u wanna boston cream Steven." Karp responds "Oh Steven of course i do." Karp jams the baster up Stevens ass And fills it with the yummy cream. He then squeezes the cheeks together and sucks out the wonderfull sensation.

by Mikess January 21, 2007

boston cream pie

The sexual act of a large group of men ejaculating in a women's mouth then when everybody's finished in her she spits it out all over a chocolate fudge vanilla cake and serves it up to a dog and then legend has it the dog gets sick and throws up all of the semen all over her chest and then she attempts to shove as much throw up in her pussy as possible through a injecting device then spit it back out of her pussy again onto the dog. It's usually common to find the men wearing David Ortiz Red Sox jerseys and listening to the Dropkick Murphys while they are unloading in the women's mouth just to make it more Bostonish.

"Paris Hilton just got a boston cream pie by 10 midgets and a couple of homeless guys"

by viggy1990 August 25, 2014

Cookies N' Cream

When you shart and jizz at the same time and it mixes in your underwear.

"I ate some bad Chinese food last night before jerkin it and I Cookies N' Cream-ed"

by Cap95 July 29, 2017

Ice Cream truck

Your crush. Plain and simple.

As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.

Dude, Mary is soo cool. Shes my Ice Cream truck

by ConkersBadBreathDay August 21, 2013

Kungpow mud cream

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.

Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.

Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.

by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010

London Cream Tea

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.

I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014