short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 11, 2022

“pulling an Alex”

Sleeping with a moderately attractive man for free drugs, specifically weed or nicotine products.

“Milo is “pulling an Alex” tonight, I think he needs help.”

by hummusgobbler69 March 12, 2022

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022

Alex Menniti

Alex loves girls named Dominicka, especially when they have the last name Menniti. He said this himself. He is afraid of Dominicka going for Luke Rachubinski.

Luke: Alex Menniti is in love with Dominicka Menniti.
Billy: They really are in love!

by ABCDEFGOJ: March 28, 2022

Alex Vu

A strong asian man that works out at home and is really smart.

This man is also very good at orchestra, so much that he is concert master. this man is also very good at valorant but hates it at the same time (specifically reyna)

OMG IS THAT ALEX VU?
yeah he must be very hot

by Alex Vu Vu April 11, 2022

Judge Alex

Possibly the best hilarious court show on the planet

Judge Alex is the best

by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

Alex Dillon

Truly a fine specimen of mankind. A true miracle that he evens exists in this pathetic world. He will undo your mortal coil. The only way you can stay away from him eternal pain is by calling him, daddy or god.

Person 1: Is that Alex Dillon?
Person 2: Do not speak his name for his vengeance and wrath will be upon you.

by Gabe Sober November 21, 2020