the zach

A person who loves doing it in booty he loves cock in and around his mouth

I was a the zach last night idk what came over me

by bangbang91 March 29, 2014

zach

#1-the perfect name for a nerdy chubby guy who tries to cover up his geekyness by wearing abercrombie and hollister, and is a genious in his own mind and makes fun of others who are fat, and of the homo sexuality when in true life he is and should not be talking.most likely someone with very few friends, and squeezes his cousins boobs.
#2-someone with a very messy grandmother (usially by the name of susan,phyliss,betty,etc.)
3-someone who gorges on cheese all day long
4-someone who spends 50% of there lives making wierd videos of people and sends them too everybody to try to embarass them

That kid named zach over there is very ugly and is making wierd videos.

Where do you think he got the name..Zach?

by dimplesandcream32 December 25, 2007

Zach

An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O

Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.

by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011

Zach

Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.

ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT

by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014

Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018

Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach

Zach did you cum inside me?

by Big peene March 4, 2019

Zach

A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.

“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”

by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019