Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS

Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES

by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019

Orang Vegetal

A vegetal that is orange and makes you more ANGERY than a normal green vegetal.

I TASTE ORANG VEGETAL! ANGERY!

by Toxic9yroldfromxbox August 1, 2019

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Vegetables

They are Satan’s spawn, they are so bad I want to throw up. I buy them so that they can rot and go brown.

Use vegetables

by Iguggiuiug November 24, 2020